Spider-Ham: Do animals talk in this dimension? Cause I don't wanna freak anyone out...
Miles Morales: [to Peter Parker] So, how many of us are there?
Peter Parker: [to Miles] One thing I know for sure: don't do it like me. Do it like you.
Spider-Man Noir: Hey, fellas.
Miles Morales: Is he in black and white?
Peter Parker: Where is that wind coming from? We're in a basement.
Spider-Man Noir: Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind... smells like rain.
Peter Parker: [while being attacked by The Prowler] Are you mad at me? I feel like you're mad at me.
Peter Parker: What did you say your name was?
Doc Ock: Dr. Olivia Octavius.
[Takes off her lab coat revealing her Dr. Octopus arms]
Peter Parker: Lemme guess. Your friends call you "Doc Ock".
Doc Ock: Actually, my friends call me "Liv". My *enemies* call me "Doc Ock".