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The Creature Wasn't Nice (1983)

When the spaceship Vertigo stops to explore a previously unknown planet, the crew finds an unrecognized dollop of protoplasm and takes it aboard ship to return it to earth for analysis. On ... See full summary »

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Bruce Kimmel

Writer:

Bruce Kimmel
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Cast

Complete credited cast:
Cindy Williams ... Annie McHugh
Bruce Kimmel Bruce Kimmel ... John
Leslie Nielsen ... Capt. Jamieson
Gerrit Graham ... Rodzinski
Patrick Macnee ... Dr. Stark
Paul Brinegar ... Clint Eastwood / Dirty Harry
Cheri Steinkellner Cheri Steinkellner ... TV Host #1 (as Cheri Eichen)
Carol Ann Williams Carol Ann Williams ... TV Host #3
Margaret Willock ... TV Host #2
Alan Abelew Alan Abelew ... Dirty Harry Punk #1
Robert Dryer ... Dirty Harry Punk #2
Peter DuPre Peter DuPre ... Dirty Harry Punk #3 (as Peter Du Pre)
Jed Mills ... Dirty Harry Punk #4
Ron Burke Ron Burke ... Dirty Harry Punk #5
Ron Kurowski Ron Kurowski ... The Creature
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When the spaceship Vertigo stops to explore a previously unknown planet, the crew finds an unrecognized dollop of protoplasm and takes it aboard ship to return it to earth for analysis. On board, lifeform expands into an oozing person-eating monster which communicates primarily by means of a Vegas lounge act. The crew is gobbled up one after another until the two surviving crewmembers come up with a plan. Written by Jim Beaver <jumblejim@prodigy.net>

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

July 1983 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Naked Space See more »

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Trivia

Broderick Crawford was originally the voice of the computer on the spaceship but was replaced after his health suddenly declined. See more »

Goofs

During the Creature's big song and dance number, the reflection of the film crew is visible in the observation glass. See more »

Quotes

Max: Goooood morning! It's a bright new day aboard the good ship Vertigo! The time is 8:30 in the a.m. The weather outside is a brisk 200 degrees below zero.
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Connections

Spoofs This Island Earth (1955) See more »

Soundtracks

Bachelor Bill
(uncredited)
Music and Lyrics by Bruce Kimmel
Sung by Cindy Williams and Bruce Kimmel
Arranged by David Spear
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17 March 1999 | by gwerqSee all my reviews

This is one of the most bizarre spoofs I have ever seen! An unfriendly alien running amok on a spaceship full of idiots. Typically hit and miss, with lots of good ideas which don't always work. Still,Leslie Nielsen is at his stoney-faced best as the pilot, and the cast try hard,although at times they look slightly embarrassed.Nice songs too.


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